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Great News, Everyone — Science Says You Can Pee in the Ocean

Don’t deny it — you know you’ve relieved yourself in the ocean. And while you may never admit it, you should take heart in knowing it’s totally fine.

In the greatest piece of news since you learned seedless watermelon is a thing, research says urinating in the ocean is a-okay.

The most elemental reason it’s acceptable to make your bladder gladder is that your urine, like the ocean, is mostly made of water.

So, go ahead, chug a 64-ounce bottle of Dr Pepper and go way, way, way out for a swim. Of course, we don’t recommend you try that in a pool, though.

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