McDonald’s Is Trying to Kill Us With Chocolate Drizzled Fries
The latest innovation McDonald’s is either mouth-watering or potentially life-ending. You decide.
On Tuesday, McDonalds’s Japan pulled the curtain off its newest culinary curiosity: the McChoco Potato:
Japanese customers can now enjoy an ideal combination of McDonald’s French fries drizzled with two types of chocolate sauces – chocolate with cacao flavor and white milk chocolate. Customers will find McChoco Potatoes enjoyable for different occasions, as it also makes for a great dessert. The combination creates a wonderful salty and sweet harmonious taste. This limited-time menu item is a creative way of enjoying McDonald’s delicious French fries.”
— McDonald's (@McDonaldsCorp) January 19, 2016
This is either the most delicious or revolting news in the world of food since, well, maybe ever. The news has also led to some strong reaction online:
Trump leading republican candidate, Kobe retiring, and McDonald's now serving chocolate syrup fries. We all gon die.
— victoria (@CountOnVic) January 19, 2016
With Oreo’s Cinnamon Bun flavor & McDonald’s chocolate covered fries coming out, there’s really no reason to get any work done today. K bye.
— Jenna Kim Jones (@jennakimjones) January 19, 2016
I just want a job where I can get paid to come up with ideas as bad as a "chocolate covered French fries at McDonald's" idea
— Stereo Williams (@stereowilliams) January 19, 2016
honestly if you're above eating chocolate-covered french fries just unfollow me
— Heather Schmelzlen (@anchorlines) January 19, 2016
McDonalds has gone off the deep end with those chocolate covered French fries ew.
— niggy stardust (@wreckitrocketz) January 19, 2016
Of course, this news begs the question of whether or not you would eat such a concoction of foods. It may be the biggest issue facing this country this side of Hillary or Donald — and the McChoco Potato isn’t even available on menus in the US.